Monday, December 8, 2008

"God's Bailout"


Justin pointed out this interesting article to me. If you'll click on the link you see the cover story of Monday's New York Times. The headline is Detroit Churches Pray for 'God's Bailout'. My first reaction was one of disgust that a church would resort to such cheesy publicity, seemingly to just attract attention. But upon further reflection, and after reading the article I've ever so slightly revised that opinion. In the spirit of Christian charity I think we should consider that in the midst of their saying
We support the bailout and will use every gimmick at our disposal to get it passed
they were really thinking,
Most of our congregation depends on the auto industry and we're very worried they're not going to make it.
They are certainly using every gimmick available to attract attention to their cause, and inviting the United Auto Workers and various Auto executives to speak at the event implies to me that they are a bit caught up in themselves. Still, giving them the benefit of the doubt, what is probably behind all the phony spirituality is a real concern for the community.

I doubt very much that God gives a whit for the United Auto Workers, the Automobile Industry, or the General Motors Corporation. But I know for a fact that he loves deeply and is terribly focused on every individual person who is effected by the troubling economic times. I just wish weren't so caught up in themselves that we always thought of God as 'The Great Economist/Politician in the sky'. He is more concerned with his people living in worship, whatever happens to their economic situation. And if the words of Jesus are to be trusted, True worship of God may be even easier when times are rough. "Blessed are the poor in spirit" and all that.

But even in the midst of SUV Altars and 'God's Bailout' there is light to be seen. To quote the article,
Bishop Ellis encouraged the congregation to pray, not that Congress would “do the right thing” and approve loaning money to the car companies, but that Detroiters would “make it” through these tough times.

I don't know the guy's heart, but his words are (at least a bit) on track with God's will for his people.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Projectile fun - stone age style!


After spending some time surfing the web I decided to try my hand at using a sling. Not a sling shot, mind you, but a David and Goliath kind of sling. www.slinging.org has a really cool site on the sport.
I decided to go with tennis balls for starters, on the theory that I'd be less likely to harm myself and others that way. Also, since there's a 25 foot tall cinder block wall by my place I thought if I slung against that I wouldn't have to run to retrieve them all the time.

Turns out it's very fun and relaxing, although I'm not very good at it. Still, I'm better than I expected. The first 4 or 5 throws I actually couldn't hit the wall from 20 paces (it's bigger than a barn too). But I got better and soon I was able to reliably hit about a 4 foot area most of the time (squirrels beware!).

Much to my consternation, however, when I picked up and threw the ball without the sling I found my throwing arm to not only be more accurate but a tad bit more powerful. What's the point of a sling if I can throw it farther with my bare hands? I think that the problem here was that the cord/rope I used was way too heavy. Most of the energy of my throwing arm was being transferred to swinging the weight of the cord and to helping the thick cord cut through the air. A thinner and lighter cord would enable this energy to be better transferred to the ball itself.

Anyway, here's a picture of my grip. My ring finger is through the loop on one end of the sling and my thumb/index finger holds (and releases) the other end. The knot makes it easier to grip as well as gives a guide for how much to 'choke up' (so to speak) on the cord. I was using an overhand throw and only one partial revolution. The whole swinging it multiple times looks good in the movies, but it seems to me that when used for warfare and (especially) hunting one revolution is best. You might get more power with multiple revolutions but no animal or halfway competent soldier is going to stick around waiting for you to swing it around 3 or 4 times.
Now a bit of a history lesson. Much of this comes from the slinging.org site. They have a number of very informative articles here as well as a forum here. Another cool site is here. The origins of the sling are unknown since it was developed in prehistoric times and is made of materials that biodegrade easily. But it has been very important in warfare up until a little after the gun was invented. It even rivals the bow in some respects. In the hands of a master it is thought to have a range of around 300 yards, which is more than all but the more recent versions of the bow. Also, rocks in flight are harder to make out from the ground than arrows, so frequently soldiers would be struck by them unawares without being able to bring their shields to bear. And as Goliath can attest they are more than capable of penetrating a human skull. The terminal ballistics are even better when lead pellets are used in place of stones. The Greeks and Romans used some that were shaped like a football and since they hit point first and were denser than rock they penetrated very well. While I was in London I saw some cool ones in the British Museum. If I remember correctly the ones I saw were about 2" in diameter and maybe 3" long. They were inscribed with clever Greek sayings like 'duck' and 'take that.'
Another advantage over the bow was that slings were much cheaper and easier to make. Since they were more compact a soldier or hunter could easily carry a spare. They were a more natural fit for peasants than the bow because bows and arrows were expensive and rocks and cord were much more plentiful.
Their primary disadvantage is the steep learning curve required. True mastery required learning it at a very early age. The bow, on the other hand, could be learned much quicker. And battlefield tactics of the time required only massed fire on enemy formations - not precise accuracy. Even an inexperienced peasant with a modicum of training could hit a group of men from 100 yards away provided he had enough upper body strength. As the world moved away from an agrarian economy (where shepherds had time to learn the sling) to a more urban and industrialized structure (where bows could be made quicker than in antiquity) the sling fell out of favor in place of the bow. It seems to me that this transition was less because of stopping power and more a factor of the skill being lost as society changed. The arrow does have significant more penetration capacity through armor, but lead pellets from a sling are more than capable of shattering armor and have a greater range than the arrow. Here is a Discovery Channel piece that makes the argument that the Spaniard victory over the Aztecs was not due to superior firepower, but in fact was due to plague.
There are still people nowadays who are very skilled with the sling. Shepherds in North Africa and South America use them to hunt and to direct their flock's movements from afar (they hit the ground in front of a wayward sheep). And there are a number of elders among the Navajos, Apaches, Comanches and other Native American tribes who are still deadly with a sling. An interesting video is here. A 60 (or so) year old man who learned how to sling from a Comanche can throw with enough force to shatter granite stones.
Anyway, I hope this post isn't too long. I need to go to bed. I'll keep you posted on my progress with this new hobby.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Roadkill, the tasty way

My friend Sam made a cake that I think all of you should see. I can take no credit for it - him and a few friends put it together for a Halloween party, but it's so precious that you just have to see.
















Isn't he cute?

Oh Happy Day!

I just went to the CoinStar machine to cash in the change I had in my car's center console. It was about enough to fill a large freezer bag. I thought it would be about $20-30, but it was $68.22!!! Isn't that amazing! And the best part is that when I got back to my car I found a quarter on my seat that I had left behind. That's like one sixth of a Dr. Pepper!

I think that the $60 may be enough to buy the rest of the accessories for the muzzle loader I'll be buying soon (primers, a powder measure, bullets, cleaning patches...). My friend Sam and I will be trying our hands at the blackpowder blacktail season in a few weeks. I'll keep you posted. And just so you know, Mom, I'll take every precaution to make sure I don't blow myself up.

Friday, November 7, 2008

I'm a bad blogger!

Okay, so I haven't posted for a while. Sue me. Actually don't sue me because lawyers are expensive and it wouldn't be worth it for you.

I plan on posting something more substantial soon. I'm taking a class on "Native American History and Mission" at George Fox Seminary that has been very enlightening. I plan on sharing some of my thoughts on this. Stay tuned!

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Britney

I heard a song this morning that really struck home. Bebo Norman wrote a song to Britney Spears. He apologizes to her for all the things that our society has done to her. I have to admit that I never really thought of it this way, but I think he's right. I've never bought one of her albums and I don't read gossip magazines, but how many times have I made a snide comment about her not being a real musician?

The only reason she thought she could make it on her body instead of her music is because our society told her that she could. She learned from puberty that it's a good thing to do stupid things so that people pay attention to you. Many people believe this as children but most of them are weaned out of it by good socialization. We kept feeding it to her and then when it reached it's logical conclusion we decided to point and laugh. I actually felt a little ashamed typing her name because it has become synonymous in my mind with media hype and fluff. But the people who love her still call her by that name and it's a part of her identity - the identity of a real person, not just a celebrity. Anyway, here's the lyrics and if you click on Britney's name above you can see a tribute video on You-Tube.

BRITNEY Lyrics
Bebo Norman

Britney, I’m sorry for the lies we told
We took you into our arms and then left you cold
Britney I’m sorry for this cruel cruel world
We sell the beauty but destroy the girl

Britney I’m sorry for your broken heart
We stood aside and watched you fall apart
I’m sorry we told you fame would fill you up
And money moves the man so drink the cup

I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
You never see it coming back
I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
But I can see it coming back for you
Yes coming back for you

Britney I’m sorry for the stones we throw
We tear you down just so we can watch the show
Britney I’m sorry for the words we say
We point the finger as you fall from grace

I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
You never see it coming back
And I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
But i can see it coming back for you

Yeah, it’s coming back for you
Yeah, it’s coming back for you
Yeah, it’s coming back for you
Yeah

Britney, I do believe that love has come here for the broken
Here for the ones like us

I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
You never see it coming back
And I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
But I can see it coming back

I know love goes around the world we know
And you never see it coming back
You never see it coming back
I can see it coming back for you

Its coming back for you… yeah
(repeat)

Monday, September 1, 2008

Surfing is fun!

Despite my fear of sharks I braved the waters of Westport Washington on Sunday and had a blast. Turns out surfing is actually very fun. I went with Scott and Shannon and Scott's brother Bryan. Things I was surprised by, in no particular order:

Most of my time was not spent surfing - it was spent trying to get myself and my board far enough out there where the waves were breaking. Most everyone else seemed to be in a similar situation, so I guess this is normal.

I stood up and rode a wave once for about 3-4 seconds before falling over. Shannon saw me, so I have proof. Yay!

The Pacific Ocean at Westport in September is actually pretty comfy with a wetsuit on.

When you're having fun you hardly ever think about shark attacks, even while doing your best impression of a wounded seal.

Westport has smaller waves than most of the surfing beaches in California and Hawaii, but the currents are more difficult to deal with. According to Scott and Bryan, "Big Al" Perlee (the owner of the Westport Surf Shop) says that if you can surf here you can surf anywhere.

I never once heard the phrase 'take it easy brah' or the words stoked, gnarly, or radical.

If you have a big enough board (I didn't at first until I traded) it's not incredibly hard to catch a wave.

Getting saltwater up your nose/ear/throat/left lung is very unpleasant but happens with some frequency.

It's very different from wakeboarding, mainly because of the way you get up and because the currents are very unpredictable when you don't know how to read the waves.

Even though the water was very crowded and I didn't know the proper etiquette I never had anyone call me a 'yuppie tourist' or scream at me to get off his wave.

When you surf 50 yards away from a jetty the current will gradually pull you closer to the rocks, making it so that you can't swim away and have to make landfall, thereby scratching up your feet pretty bad.

It really sucks to scramble 100 yards to shore over the rocks on a jetty with bleeding feet while carrying a surfboard.

Once you get back in the water the saltwater cleans your wounds and it's not a big deal.