Sunday, March 29, 2009

Far, Far Away

I've been having laptop troubles lately and I may not be able to post for a while. But I listened to this song today and wanted to share the lyrics. It had been a while since I heard it and I had forgotten how it effects me. If you go to the above link you can hear the song.

"Far, Far Away" by Five Iron Frenzy
Staring at the shoreline
wishing for some hope
the weight of empty fishing
nets is more than twisted rope
And underneath stern faces
they wait with baited breath
with broken hearts from hoping
while casting out their nets
See the figure on the shore
He speaks His words like plain men sing
His hands they still have holes in them
glory to the King

chorus
Can you hear the bells are ringing far, far, away?
Can you hear the voices singing far, far, away?

And Peter was a liar
a traitor just like me
and Judas was a hypocrite
and Paul a Pharisee
When truth can be so distant
and hope evades our reach
Peter swam across the water
and found it on the beach

Isn't that an amazing story? I love the way they phrase it. "He speaks his words like plain men sing". Doesn't that just capture it perfectly? When people ask Jesus a question and he just blows their presuppositions out of the water. They ask 'Is it this, or this' and he answers 'yes' or sometimes 'neither.' It's as if he's focused on something farther away from their vision and all of their petty doctrinal concerns are so close that they're blurry.

But at the same time he's right there with us. "When truth can be so distant and hope evades our reach. Peter swam across the water and found it on the beach." He's right there - 2,000 years ago walking around with fishermen. And right now in our midst through the Holy Spirit and the Church (The Body of Christ). Isn't it amazing that this man that preached to the rejected people on the outskirts of the Roman Empire led to the church bells that ring amongst us today? I know those churchbells sometimes seem distant from the original intent of Jesus. And we as a church do depart from his will on a regular basis. But He's still IN us. He's still working out the salvation of the world through this church. He could have amped up the heavenly loudspeaker and broadcast the TRUTH to the world. But we wants to involve us in his plan. We're plan A (by the grace of God), and there is no plan B.

In Christ (literally),

Jeff

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Whiskey bottles and six-year olds

I haven't had internet access lately, so I haven't posted much. I have a few minutes left of coffee-shop wireless, so I think I'll just post a cool story I heard from my Grandpa Ehli.

When he was growing up during Prohibition he would collect old bottles that he found at the side of the road. Him and his friends sold them to a local moonshiner. He’d pay a nickel per whiskey bottle or a dime if it came with a cork. They had to scrounge quite a while just to get a few, but you could buy a lot of pop with a nickel in those days. Then one day prohibition ended and there were more whiskey bottles lying around than they could carry. Unfortunately the moonshiner wouldn’t buy them anymore. But Grandpa and his friends all thought that someday someone would be buying them again. So they gathered all that they could and dug a big hole. They made a spot on top for the grain-door off of an old railcar and put that on top. Then they covered that with about 2 feet of dirt and made a map.

I sincerely hope that someday, hundreds of years from now, an archaeologist in South Dakota digs that up and gets thoroughly confused.



Monday, December 8, 2008

"God's Bailout"


Justin pointed out this interesting article to me. If you'll click on the link you see the cover story of Monday's New York Times. The headline is Detroit Churches Pray for 'God's Bailout'. My first reaction was one of disgust that a church would resort to such cheesy publicity, seemingly to just attract attention. But upon further reflection, and after reading the article I've ever so slightly revised that opinion. In the spirit of Christian charity I think we should consider that in the midst of their saying
We support the bailout and will use every gimmick at our disposal to get it passed
they were really thinking,
Most of our congregation depends on the auto industry and we're very worried they're not going to make it.
They are certainly using every gimmick available to attract attention to their cause, and inviting the United Auto Workers and various Auto executives to speak at the event implies to me that they are a bit caught up in themselves. Still, giving them the benefit of the doubt, what is probably behind all the phony spirituality is a real concern for the community.

I doubt very much that God gives a whit for the United Auto Workers, the Automobile Industry, or the General Motors Corporation. But I know for a fact that he loves deeply and is terribly focused on every individual person who is effected by the troubling economic times. I just wish weren't so caught up in themselves that we always thought of God as 'The Great Economist/Politician in the sky'. He is more concerned with his people living in worship, whatever happens to their economic situation. And if the words of Jesus are to be trusted, True worship of God may be even easier when times are rough. "Blessed are the poor in spirit" and all that.

But even in the midst of SUV Altars and 'God's Bailout' there is light to be seen. To quote the article,
Bishop Ellis encouraged the congregation to pray, not that Congress would “do the right thing” and approve loaning money to the car companies, but that Detroiters would “make it” through these tough times.

I don't know the guy's heart, but his words are (at least a bit) on track with God's will for his people.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Projectile fun - stone age style!


After spending some time surfing the web I decided to try my hand at using a sling. Not a sling shot, mind you, but a David and Goliath kind of sling. www.slinging.org has a really cool site on the sport.
I decided to go with tennis balls for starters, on the theory that I'd be less likely to harm myself and others that way. Also, since there's a 25 foot tall cinder block wall by my place I thought if I slung against that I wouldn't have to run to retrieve them all the time.

Turns out it's very fun and relaxing, although I'm not very good at it. Still, I'm better than I expected. The first 4 or 5 throws I actually couldn't hit the wall from 20 paces (it's bigger than a barn too). But I got better and soon I was able to reliably hit about a 4 foot area most of the time (squirrels beware!).

Much to my consternation, however, when I picked up and threw the ball without the sling I found my throwing arm to not only be more accurate but a tad bit more powerful. What's the point of a sling if I can throw it farther with my bare hands? I think that the problem here was that the cord/rope I used was way too heavy. Most of the energy of my throwing arm was being transferred to swinging the weight of the cord and to helping the thick cord cut through the air. A thinner and lighter cord would enable this energy to be better transferred to the ball itself.

Anyway, here's a picture of my grip. My ring finger is through the loop on one end of the sling and my thumb/index finger holds (and releases) the other end. The knot makes it easier to grip as well as gives a guide for how much to 'choke up' (so to speak) on the cord. I was using an overhand throw and only one partial revolution. The whole swinging it multiple times looks good in the movies, but it seems to me that when used for warfare and (especially) hunting one revolution is best. You might get more power with multiple revolutions but no animal or halfway competent soldier is going to stick around waiting for you to swing it around 3 or 4 times.
Now a bit of a history lesson. Much of this comes from the slinging.org site. They have a number of very informative articles here as well as a forum here. Another cool site is here. The origins of the sling are unknown since it was developed in prehistoric times and is made of materials that biodegrade easily. But it has been very important in warfare up until a little after the gun was invented. It even rivals the bow in some respects. In the hands of a master it is thought to have a range of around 300 yards, which is more than all but the more recent versions of the bow. Also, rocks in flight are harder to make out from the ground than arrows, so frequently soldiers would be struck by them unawares without being able to bring their shields to bear. And as Goliath can attest they are more than capable of penetrating a human skull. The terminal ballistics are even better when lead pellets are used in place of stones. The Greeks and Romans used some that were shaped like a football and since they hit point first and were denser than rock they penetrated very well. While I was in London I saw some cool ones in the British Museum. If I remember correctly the ones I saw were about 2" in diameter and maybe 3" long. They were inscribed with clever Greek sayings like 'duck' and 'take that.'
Another advantage over the bow was that slings were much cheaper and easier to make. Since they were more compact a soldier or hunter could easily carry a spare. They were a more natural fit for peasants than the bow because bows and arrows were expensive and rocks and cord were much more plentiful.
Their primary disadvantage is the steep learning curve required. True mastery required learning it at a very early age. The bow, on the other hand, could be learned much quicker. And battlefield tactics of the time required only massed fire on enemy formations - not precise accuracy. Even an inexperienced peasant with a modicum of training could hit a group of men from 100 yards away provided he had enough upper body strength. As the world moved away from an agrarian economy (where shepherds had time to learn the sling) to a more urban and industrialized structure (where bows could be made quicker than in antiquity) the sling fell out of favor in place of the bow. It seems to me that this transition was less because of stopping power and more a factor of the skill being lost as society changed. The arrow does have significant more penetration capacity through armor, but lead pellets from a sling are more than capable of shattering armor and have a greater range than the arrow. Here is a Discovery Channel piece that makes the argument that the Spaniard victory over the Aztecs was not due to superior firepower, but in fact was due to plague.
There are still people nowadays who are very skilled with the sling. Shepherds in North Africa and South America use them to hunt and to direct their flock's movements from afar (they hit the ground in front of a wayward sheep). And there are a number of elders among the Navajos, Apaches, Comanches and other Native American tribes who are still deadly with a sling. An interesting video is here. A 60 (or so) year old man who learned how to sling from a Comanche can throw with enough force to shatter granite stones.
Anyway, I hope this post isn't too long. I need to go to bed. I'll keep you posted on my progress with this new hobby.

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Roadkill, the tasty way

My friend Sam made a cake that I think all of you should see. I can take no credit for it - him and a few friends put it together for a Halloween party, but it's so precious that you just have to see.
















Isn't he cute?

Oh Happy Day!

I just went to the CoinStar machine to cash in the change I had in my car's center console. It was about enough to fill a large freezer bag. I thought it would be about $20-30, but it was $68.22!!! Isn't that amazing! And the best part is that when I got back to my car I found a quarter on my seat that I had left behind. That's like one sixth of a Dr. Pepper!

I think that the $60 may be enough to buy the rest of the accessories for the muzzle loader I'll be buying soon (primers, a powder measure, bullets, cleaning patches...). My friend Sam and I will be trying our hands at the blackpowder blacktail season in a few weeks. I'll keep you posted. And just so you know, Mom, I'll take every precaution to make sure I don't blow myself up.

Friday, November 7, 2008

I'm a bad blogger!

Okay, so I haven't posted for a while. Sue me. Actually don't sue me because lawyers are expensive and it wouldn't be worth it for you.

I plan on posting something more substantial soon. I'm taking a class on "Native American History and Mission" at George Fox Seminary that has been very enlightening. I plan on sharing some of my thoughts on this. Stay tuned!